Knife and Fork Degree - 2nd Edition

This is the 2nd edition of the original tongue-in-cheek Masonic necktie features a repeating pattern of the Masonic Square and Compasses emblem and a bold Knife and Fork Degree symbol at the tip. 

I don't attend the meetings,
for I've not the time to spare.
But every time they have a feast,
you'll surely find me there.
I cannot help with the degrees,
for I do not know the work.
But I can applaud the speaker,
and handle a knife and fork.
I'm so rusty in the ritual,
that it seems like Greek to me,
But practice has made me perfect,
in the Knife and Fork degree.